I feel this is important for it's own short post.
Anyway, long story short, my friend Brian (the dickhead who flooded my hit counters) actually helped me figure out why my apache server wasn't working. So let's all put our middle fingers down and say "thanks."
I feel its irrelevant to start the service at 12:17, so I'll wait until the afternoon to upload the first track.
Keep checkin back to see if it's up!