Champi again! I'm here with something big. Something powerful. And definitely not a 12-year-old forum troll. It's two people, in fact; one from Paris, the other London (For dual-hotspot technology!), and they're currently signed to Ek'leroshock records.
Who are they? Chewy Chocolate Cookies.
OK, now that you're done laughing, down to business. CCC are prominently remix artists, and they perform on two scales: The Seriously Dancefloor-Friendly and the Ludicrously Ridiculous. As such, I've attached two tracks to fit each. The first, a remix of Justice's Genesis, turns the original epic intro into, no joke, a powerful dancefloor burner based around nothing more than a few sound effects and the main bridge. The second, a remix-on-remix of Crooker's remix of The Salmon Dance by The Chemical Brothers. It turns the original into a silly cartoon theme (albeit the catchiest one out there).
Justice - Genesis (Chewy Chocolate Cookies Remix) [right click to download]
The Chemical Brothers - The Salmon Dance (Crookers' WoW Remix) [Chewy Chocolate Cookies Batman Re-Edit] [right click to download]
There's plenty more, too. Be sure to check out CCC's Myspace...
And YouTube page.
Reminding you that all you need is a little time,