Wednesday 1 April 2009

RIP Ilictronix

Sorry guys. The time has finally come...



It has been about 8 months since I first started ilictronix, and what first seemed to be a good idea soon turned out badly. So starting tonight, ilictronix will now be known as Jonas Brothersonix.



Look guys, I need the hits. I've made some dumb mistakes and I need the money quick. Running an electronic music blog just isn't worth it anymore, I'm slowly dying. So from now on, this blog is dedicated to Jonas Brothers.

The Jonas Brothers are an American pop-rock boy band. The band gained their popularity from the Disney Channel children's television network. Hailing from Wyckoff, New Jersey, the band consists of three brothers: Kevin Jonas, Joe Jonas, and Nick Jonas. In the summer of 2008, they starred in the Disney Channel Original Movie Camp Rock.

They have released three albums: It's About Time (2006), Jonas Brothers (2007), and A Little Bit Longer (2008). The band's fourth studio album will be released June 15, 2009; tentatively titled Lines, Vines and Trying Times In 2008, the group was nominated for the Best New Artist award at the 51st Grammy Awards and won the award for Breakthrough Artist at the American Music Awards.

Today I will be posting Jonas Brothersonix's first track, Burnin' Up.Which is highly regarded as the best song ever made in the world ever.



Burnin' Up starts like any classic rock song, with some flawless synth and a great tea kettle sample. Some weezy kid then comes in to talk about his pre-pubescent love for another 9-year-old. The guitar riffs are savage, and the lyrics are wholesome. In my opinion, this song is a classic. I look forward to seeing JoBro around for at least another 20 years. Overall, I give this song a more-than-perfect 13 out of 10. Well deserved, considering it's synth lines that rival the great Stevie Wonder and guitar shredding that Eddie Vedder only dreams he could do.



Happy April Fools Day,
Prez Jordan

11 comments:

Megaphase.info said...

You forgot to add that they were ghey

Kevin L. said...

lulz

Anegale said...

oh man, you got my hopes up there for a minute.. :p

Roc said...

holy shit. hype machine is infected.

Jordan S said...

april fools dude lol

Alex said...

I dont know whats worse:

The fact that hypem is infected, or the fact that 4 people actually "love" the track.

Jordan S said...

good observation haha

Anonymous said...

the jokes on you! i have never heard of the jonas bros before but i fucking love that song. the rapper at the end is so fucking gangsta!! burnin up yo!

Kathryn said...

Please never do that to me again, I nearly started to sob at my work cubicle!

Boba Fettuccini said...

Someone should remix this.

Attack Yourself! said...

LOLZ you really had me going there :)