Friday, 21 August 2009

I am dying right now

Hi there,

I hate to tell you guys this, but I've never felt worse in my entire life. Let me tell you my story:

I had some exams in the past... and I screwed them up. No worries cause I am redoing them the two weeks to come. But here's the sucky part, right now I'm studying the most difficult subject I had this year for the first time and I can't seem to focus at all. Time isn't on my side either, cause I only have 4 days left to get it all in my head.
And to top it off, right now, just half an hour away from me is one of the best dance festivals this country has to offer.

To enlighten you on the matter:
- Yesterday I missed: Eric Prydz, Busy P, Zombie Nation, Simian MD & La Roux.
- Today I am missing: Vitalic, Squarepusher, Phoenix, Bloody Beatroots, The Count & Sinden, Fake Blood & Mothaf***ing KRAFTWERK
- Tomorrow I will miss: 50 cent, Klaxons, Dave Clarke, Tocadisco, Ellen Alien & Rusko

Can you believe me when I tell you all, I have this sickening feeling in my chest.

So to try and lighten the mood a bit (especially for myself) I will post the funniest song ever made (and I'm affraid it wasn't intentional).

Everything is so wrong:
- The costumes: 100 dollars at a costume shop
- The hair: less than 5 dollars at the local barber shop
- The 80's synth: stolen from a talented artist back in the days
- But the vocals, oh those vocals: Priceless

Please cheer me up a bit.

Enjoy, Mr. Brown


Mr. Brown said...

and for the vocals:

Hey baby wake up from your a sleep
We have arrived onto the future
And the whole world is become....

Elektronik, Supersonik,
Supersonik, Elektronik,

Hey baby ride with me away,
We doesn't have much time,
My blue jeans is tight,
So onto my love rocket, climb,
Inside tank of fuel is not fuel, but love,
Above us, there is nothing above,
but the stars, above

All systems gone!
Prepare for downcount!

5....4....3....1! Off blast!

Fly away, my space rocket,
You no need put money in my pocket
The door is closed I just lock it,
(Ha) I put my (Ha) port plug in your pocket (Ha Ha Ha) (censored version :p)

The sun is guys its bright like fire
You and me get higher and higher
Cut communication wire
Only thing can stop us is flat tire

Ha, Ha, Ha Ha Ha Ha

Hey love crusaider
I want to be your space invader
For you I will decend the deepest moon crater
I is more stronger than Darth Vapour
Obey me I is your new dictator
For you is Venus, I am Mars
With you I is more richer than all the tzars
Make a wishes on a shooting stars
Then for you I will play on my cosmic guitars!

Ladies and Gentlemen
Fasten your beltses
We has commenced our decent
I trust you enjoy this flight
As much as you enjoy this accent

Now back on Earth its time for downsplash
Into sea of eternal glory my spaceship crash
People have arrived for cheer me from near and far
And as I float I open door and shout
"I is worlds biggest, wash-up superstar!"

(Supersonik, Elektronik)

As for sure as the sun rises in the west
All the seas and all the boats I am the bestest
come, let me put ring of Jupiter on your finger
Then like a smell around you I will forever linger
Ok, is time for end, no more will I sang
Let me take you back in time,
I want for you to experience big bang

Long live space race
Long live, Molvania

Joe said...

sorry to hear that man. if it's any consolation, i've heard bloody beetroots are a bit rubbish live.

Mr. Brown said...

Meh, saw those guys twice already and they were great, so...

untravaersil said...
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untravaersil said...

The ladderroll guy? That was me. Richard Waxner is a fake name.

Boba Fettuccini said...

Who is that by? And I'm placing a bet that if the backing track isn't by them, it's by Laserdance or Proxyon.

Mr. Brown said...

it's by Vlad! or something like that

Bastille said...


prez jordan said...

sawwy mista bwownnnn

Anonymous said...

Thank you, ESL.

Anonymous said...

It's by Zlad!, who's real name is Santo Cilauro, an Australian comedian.

Anonymous said...

Haha, ik heb/had hetzelfde probleem... al 3 jaar aan een stuk!