Some of you may remember the last one of these that I did this... essentially, this post will contain nothing but mostly tasteless crap. Last time it was Britney Spears, remixes of Hilary Duff, and other such nonsense.
Today we're going to start off at number 5 with what I consider to be the worst Depeche Mode cover I've heard in my 16 years on Earth. It's just... yeah. It's rather tasteless to cover Depeche Mode to begin with, and if you're going to do that, at least do it well.
John Lord Fonda - Personal Jesus [right click to download]
Same goes for you, Manuel De La Mare... you can sample U2. You can remix U2. You can even mashup U2. But if you're gonna cover it... just don't? At least get Bono to do the vocals, he's really the only guy who can sing it... at number 4, we have the club mix of Manuel De La Mare's cover of With Or Without You by U2.
Manuel De La Mare - With Or Without You (Club Mix) [right click to download]
It can get worse, though. You could make a terrible dimadozen(TM) electro remix of an old club hit. I don't know who remixed this, but it's probably best he just tagged it as a "2006 Electro Mix" cuz to be honest, he's got a few rotten tomatoes comin' his way. At number 3, we have a bad electro remix of What Is Love by Haddaway.
Haddaway - What Is Love (2006 Electro Mix) [right click to download]
Now... in number two, we have a trance remix of Technologic. Some long time readers may remember that one of us posted a trance remix of HBFS awhile back... well, that was a tastefully done remix. Not this sort of craptrance cheese. Thank you so little for your contributions, Wild DJs...
Daft Punk - Technologic (Wild DJs Remix) [right click to download]
In first place, the most distasteful track of the entire post, we have Superstar by Toy-Box. This song should die. In fire. And then the ashes should be mixed with balck oil paint and then used to paint a picture. Then the painting should be burned and fed to a dog mixed into it's food. The the resulting fesces should be burned and the whole process started again. Why do I hate this song with such passion, you say? Simple. ANYONE FORCED TO LISTEN TO THIS WEEKS ON END BY THEIR 12 YEAR OLD SISTER WOULD! Die DIE FRICKIGN DIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEeeeee...
Toy-Box - Superstar (Radio Edit) [right click to download]
There you have it. The most distasteful electronic music I can think of right now.